Sunday, February 24, 2013

House Progress 2

Exterior: I don't have a good before picture of the front left planter, but here's what I've got:

Front left planter was full of sandy dirt, weeds, beer bottle caps, cigarette butts, rocks, and all sorts of debris. I cleared it out, added potting soil, added basil and pansy seeds, and a weeping cherub to guard the house. Invaders better not blink!

After: I just got the first tiny sprouts!

Kitchen: Before - oh, avocado green 1971, I shan't miss you at all.



Demo in progress:











Dining Room: Removing the cabinets, changing the window-wall to a real wall. Found out that there wasn't a window, but a sliding glass door there. Reframed the wall, removing the door.







Thursday, February 14, 2013

House Progress 1

Tin cap, step 1
Roof: The roof is done! Final inspection was today and it passed. We converted the flat part of the back roof to pitched so it won't have future problems from pooling water, an investment into the life of the roof.

Status: done!

Shingle in Progress, step 2
Finished
Bathroom: I've ordered all the supplies and hired a contractor to do the work. We're going to completely tear everything out and start fresh, even the floor. There is wood flooring in now, but it was put in after the toilet and vanity, so it also has to go. We're converting the tub to a shower (we have only used our bathtub 3 times in 7 years) and putting in a water-saving toilet with dual-flush (small or large jobs). I have ordered: the toilet, shower heads, lighting, vanity, sink, faucet, all the accessories (soap holder, TP holder, towel ring, towel hooks) and some of the accent tile for inside the shower enclosure as well as the tile for the shower floor. This Saturday, we're going to pick up the tile for the floor and the walls of the shower enclosure. The window is going to be replaced with hurricane-impact glass first.

Status: should start next week or the week after. Also needs paint and baseboards/base tile.

Water Heater: We have a contractor starting tomorrow to remove the water heater and replace it with a tankless system. We're also converting from gas to electric. The contractor is also going to look at the valve for the washer as it seems to have deteriorated and wouldn't shut off if we unhooked the old washer.

Status: should be done next week.

Hello, hunky inspector.
Kitchen: I've gotten 3 estimates on cabinets and am going for another one today. I have the demo starting next week to raise the soffit in the kitchen to allow for taller cabinets, and make the room feel larger as it's tiny. Also, they're going to add an outlet for the microwave over the range. I picked up the lighting. We took the big appliances out with bulk trash last week.

Status: still need: dishwasher, microwave, cabinets, back splash tile, paint.

Master Bedroom: The ceiling is going to be replaced from where the rotted roof ruined it with wetness and made level as it's crooked. That should be done next week. I bought the ceiling fan for in there. Dave was oddly specific as to how he wanted the light fixtures to look, but I was able to find something to suit us both. He doesn't like when the globe-light has a spot in the middle, as if for the pull chain, or decoration, but a clean surface.

Status: needs paint and baseboards.

Living Room: Am probably going to put off the aesthetics of how I want the room for now due to the budget. A shame, but there's only so much money and there are so many projects. I got a ceiling fan and a new ottoman.

Status: primarily on hold. Will paint. Needs divider removed, ceiling redone, bead board removed at 2 places, faux wall treatment drywalled over.

Pretty El.
Dining room: The way it is currently wired is wrong and likely unsafe. That will be fixed in the next 2 weeks and the ceiling fan installed that I bought. It is SO interesting, but I had to special order it so it won't be here for another 2 weeks.

Status: on hold until the fan arrives.

Office: This room really only needs paint and baseboards.

Status: nothing to do yet.

Large planter is to the right of the door.
Exterior: I bought a mailbox and paint for the front door. I need the mailbox installed before I can remove the one that's on the door, but I'm not at all handy. My skills with a hammer are laughable. I bought some little things to spruce up one of the front planters and will likely do that today or tomorrow. The awful awnings will be down by next week. Oh, and the front step will be redone in a couple of weeks.

Status: almost everything exterior is going to wait. I have grand plans to turn the large front planter into a water feature with a small fountain and some fish; ultra-modern. Replacing the windows is going to wait until we have a bit more money, also. Another to-do that must wait is the AC replacement.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

House Project - Before Pictures

Before pictures of the new house, for interested parties.


Entryway. Odd wooden divider to be removed. Desk and trash to be removed at bulk pick up time.

Odd "barn wall" to be removed. Area to far right, with bead board, to be my reading nook, eventually. Used to be their dining area.

Living room with large windows. All windows to be modernized with impact-resistant (hurricane windows) in the next year. Hardwood floors throughout.

Front door, from reading nook. Wall near door is painted with an interesting yellow wall treatment. Previous owner was a painter by trade, so he did that. It looks nice, but won't match the new paint, so it's going.

Kitchen from reading nook. Original 1971 cabinets, tiny galley kitchen.Horrible green tile, everything you can see to be removed/replaced. 

Another view of kitchen. Door at left goes to 1-car garage.

Another view of kitchen.

Enclosed patio/Florida room to be our dining room. Wall at right where picture is, is actually a window from previous exterior wall. Window to be walled in for smooth wall, as appropriate for interior of house. All windows to be hurricane proof impact-glass in a year. Cabinets shown at lower right to be demolished and replaced with wardrobes serving as pantry and small-appliance storage (crockpot and such).


  Future reading nook, directly across from kitchen.

More views of future dining room, current Florida room / enclosed patio. We're going to have to replace all the blinds.

Another view of that window and lower cabinets.

From living room, hallway. Bathroom straight ahead at open door.

 At hallway, right. Closet for AC. Future office / front bedroom.


From hallway, office. Dave wants to extend the window lower so it can be viewed while seated at the desk.
 
Office closet.

Office

Hallway from office side. Master bedroom /back bedroom ahead, living room left, bathroom right.

Bathroom. Everything you see will be gone. Bathtub to be removed and changed to shower. Toilet to be replaced with dual-flush efficient model. Sink and vanity to be replaced. Tile to be replaced. Floor to be removed (wood) and tile put down instead.

Master bedroom / back bedroom. There is a hole in the ceiling from water damage from the flat roof. Roof to be replaced and flat roof will no longer be flat. Also, ceiling to be repaired, of course.

Master bedroom, comes with those cool organizers. Hole in ceiling from water damage to be repaired.

Master bedroom wall is painted wallpaper. Yep, really. This was an exterior wall, which is now the other side of the future pantry, so there is a window along this wall that is wallpapered over. Issue to be corrected and wall to be finished, smoothed, painted.

Master bedroom.

Hall closet, next to bathroom. Door currently has a hole cut in with a sign reading "Cat Toilet" which will be replaced with a solid door.

Front door. Mailbox to be replaced. Isn't it strange? Bushes to be removed. We're talking about lining the box planter that runs the length of the front of the house and putting a few fish and lighted fountains in, making it ultra-modern. All horrible 1970s awnings to be removed everywhere around the house. 

Front step needs tile replaced with something that is both sturdy and not slippery. Am looking for a custom welcome mat that says "Hello, Sweetie."

  This is the long planter. Wouldn't 2 fountains in there and a bunch of fish be awesome?

Back patio. Futon as well as their table and chairs and grill need to go out at bulk pick up time. Patio is made of pavers, but it wasn't installed appropriately so the edges slope. This project will likely get done in a year or more. This is the dining room / Florida room behind it. There is a door to the right that was not properly installed. A column is going to be added so the impact windows can be properly installed later, and the door may have to be smaller than standard size. As it is, it is not secure and could be simply kicked in. The house is vacant, of course, while work happens, but that's scary.

There's much to do. Much much much, but we got a great deal and we knew most of it going in. The sticker shock is still something I'm dealing with, but I have faith that it'll be awesome and personalized once we're done, though it may be a work in progress for the first 1-2 years.

If you'd like to see my project board, it has paint swatches, fixtures and appliances, some things for my wishlist, and you can get an idea of how my modern contemporary taste will transform this plain ranch style house into something farther from ordinary. Now for that magic genie to pay for it all...

Saturday, December 22, 2012

12/21 Party

Dave's actual birthday was 12/21, and the supposed end of the Mayan calendar. The party was about 4 months in the planning and totally worth it.

Things that went great:

  • Party started at 8pm and people were mostly arrived by 9pm
  • Tarot reader was fantastic, so said everyone who had a turn (I never had the time) with her dragon deck.
  • Food was excellent. Everything was themed in the Mayan flavors from shredded beef arepas to chicken fajitas to scallop ceviche. 
  • Signature drinks: Flaming Prophecy (flaming mai tai) and Virgin Sacrifice (blood orange margarita). 
  • Dave's haul was $175 in cash and gift cards.
  • There was plenty to do and there was never a "boring part," or not that I noticed.
  • The fire dancing was amazing, especially the flaming sword!
  • Greg called me "drunky" when I told him not to drive my car like a grandma. I was unable to drive, but you don't do 38 in a 45 in a Civic, c'mon.
  • Service was great by the catering staff.
  • The cake was delicious (vanilla with strawberries and chocolate with vanilla) and a conversation piece. It ran with raspberry "blood" as we sang Happy Birthday, and Dave rolled one of the fondant heads down the temple. 
  • Paul yelled at everyone to "shut the fuck up while I take this picture," because he's going to be a children's portrait photographer, obviously.
  • Everything happened more or less on time and went smoothly.
  • Most everyone invited was able to attend and it was a good crowd who mixed well together. 
  • I was $120 under budget.

Things that didn't go perfectly:

  • The original caterer I had lined up died suddenly and unexpectedly in October.
  • The playlist would not play in order and was random.
  • The outdoor tables wanted to blow over, which we fixed with rocks.
  • The bartender didn't know how to flame a drink, but learned.
  • Ran low on liquor and had to make a quick run.
  • It was cold and windy. That threw off the fire eaters and made everyone huddle inside. It also kind of killed the lantern effect in the pool as they were all blown to one section. 
  • Fireworks were supposed to last a lot longer, but got set off all at once.

Our time capsule included:

  • Team Snooki sticker
  • Box printed with angles of a girl that is an art gallery invitation inside
  • Nivea lip balm
  • Crumpled dollar bill
  • Neuticles ad - fake testicles for animals
  • Knock-off iPod Shuffle with ear buds
  • Bottle of cinnamon whiskey
  • Humping robot from Robot Chicken
  • Katsuma McDonalds toy
  • Justin Bieber CD - Felipe had to go to 3 stores to find it - that's dedication!

Thanks to everyone who came. It was a killer rock star party!

Video Playlist includes the fire dancers/eaters and fireworks.

Photos from set up to party's end. They're displaying in reverse order for some reason. Start at the end. They are unedited. I think you can right-click and take a copy from here. If you want any, just ask. If you want any of you taken down, just ask.

If you loved my services and would like to utilize them:
Cakes by Emily: 305-926-9038
Performers: DangerFun
Caterer: Chef Chris Bulgarin
Fireworks: Neptune

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Look Younger


I get told all the time that I look 10 or more years younger than I am. I find it annoying, especially professionally as I don't think people take a younger therapist as seriously, but also know that it's not something I should complain about.

Recently, I was reading Natural Health magazine and the entire issue was devoted to things you can do to look younger. I was reading it just because I had it, not for the tips. The tips, it turns out, are things I already did, that seem common sense to me. I suppose not all common sense is so common, so here, without any advertisements, any product placements, or recommendations (unlike the magazine, which has to fund itself) is the list of things that you can do to look younger. This information is unisex.

For your face:

  • Sleep - Get enough sleep every single night. Now you won't have bags or dark circles. 
  • Wash - Wash your face with a gentle foaming wash 1-2 times daily. Use your hands and warm water.
  • Toner - Once daily, after washing, use a toner that does not sting all over your face/neck. Use a cotton ball.
  • Serum - In the morning, after your face wash/tone, use eye serum under and around your eyes. Serum is lighter than moisturizer and your eye skin is thinner, so it'll soak in better/faster and not cause drooping or extra weight. You can put this all over your face, if you want, but serums are usually more expensive than moisturizers, so save money by using 2 products. Use your ring finger as it has the least pressure of any finger - true.
  • Moisturize AM - Then, put moisturizer lightly all over your face and neck. Use your fingers.
  • Base - If you wear makeup, use a base before you put it on. This protects your pores from getting makeup gunk in them. I'm not going to give you any tips on makeup as I feel that personal style varies widely.
  • Wash Off Makeup - When you get home from where ever you were that you wanted makeup on, wash it off when you get home or at least before bedtime. Never sleep in your makeup. The less you wear it, the less scrubbing your skin takes. You can use your foaming wash for this and your hands, but if you use "waterproof" makeup, you'll need remover (or baby oil) and a cotton ball.
  • Moisturize PM - Before bed, put moisturizer all over your face, it should not be thick and sticky, just moist. Use your fingers.
  • Exfoliate - Once a week, use an exfoliating scrub with a soft washcloth and cool water. 

For your body/skin:

  • Exercise - Exercise a few times a week - sweating is good for removing the junk in your pores and keeps your skin elastic.
  • Shower - Shower after your exercise to get the dirt and sweat off your pores and out of your hair. Plus, you want to smell good. 
  • Hydrate - Drink lots of water every day. Skin sags with dehydration and it helps you coloration not be sickly. 
  • Eat Right - Eat good foods, of course. Garbage in, garbage out. Limit your caffeine, your sugar, your alcohol and drugs, and anything you know really isn't good for you. 
  • Sunblock - Whenever you're going to be in the sun, even for 10 minutes, even in the shade, wear sunblock. If you wear makeup, wear one with sunscreen in it. Same with lotion. SPF 45 is sufficient for anyone.
  • Lotion - If you have cleavage, rub some lotion/moisturizer on there every day or so to reduce wrinkles. Similarly, if you have any rough/dry patches of skin, lotion those, too. Remember that hands and feet age fast, so remember to lotion those and wear UV gloves if you get gel manicures or you'll look like Angelina Jolie with her skeleton hands!

For your hair:

  • Wash - Wash your hair every couple of days. Generally, washing daily strips the natural moisture out and makes it unnecessarily dry and fly-away. For most people, 2-3 times a week is sufficient. If you sweat more, wash more, but it's really lifestyle based. A shampoo should be clear, not opaque. Wash the roots, not the ends, and let the shampoo simply fall down your back washing the middle and ends. Do not make a pile of hair on top of your head as that overworks and breaks the strands. Massage the scalp with shampoo and rinse off, easy. If you have dandruff, use a dandruff shampoo then a moisturizing shampoo.
  • Gentle - Go easy on the treatments. Anything you do ruins your hair, so don't do much to it. Learn to be happy with your natural color and texture and work with it. If you can't do that yet, then learn to go as easy as possible. Do these things as infrequently as possible as they all make it damaged in the long run: blow-drying, curling, flat ironing, crimping, teasing, dyeing, perming, highlighting, frosting, you get it, right? Natural is healthier. And the less products you put in it, the better also.
  • Condition - Don't buy conditioner; it weighs hair down and creates its own set of problems. Use a leave-in conditioner after you've towel-dried your hair. Look for any product with argan oil as it's good for keeping ends from splitting. Apply gently. If you have long hair, use a wide-toothed comb to get the product all the way through.

Shopping list:

  1. foaming wash for face (and can be for body)
  2. toner (non-stinging)
  3. cotton balls (for the toner and removing makeup from eyes if necessary)
  4. exfoliating scrub
  5. soft washcloth
  6. moisturizer (lightweight)
  7. eye serum
  8. sunscreen (SPF45)
  9. lotion
  10. clear shampoo
  11. leave-in conditioner w/argan oil


Again, I'm not affiliated with any products or companies related to beauty, so I don't care what you use. I like Clinique because their products seem gentle on my skin and they don't animal test or use animal byproducts. But that's my preference. You can get stuff from the grocery store wherever you live that meets the minimum standards I set forth here and can spend a minimum amount on them. If you like your products scented or with glitter or whatever it is you like, go for it. The magazine had all sorts of suggestions, but there's no need to spend a bundle on basic tasks of living.


Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Blanket and Brick

List as many uses as you can think of for each of these items: a blanket, a brick. You can take about 5-10 minutes if you like, but you'll probably tap yourself out in the first few minutes anyhow. You may not ask anyone else for input on this.

That's the whole thing. I'll tell you what it means afterward.

I'd love to see your answers posted in my comment section. Please do not read on if you'd like to play, but come back after you've posted. I'll leave you some blank space to play along.























So what was that? The short answer is: this is a form of IQ testing.

This article

http://thisbrazenteacher.blogspot.com/2008/12/testing-intelligence.html

explains it very well and from whence it came (the book Outliers which I'm currently listening to on audio book). What the article leaves out, is that there is a problem with college acceptance (as noted in the book), where colleges do not merely make a pile of "possible to be accepted" and "does not qualify" and randomly pick from the first pile. That would insure a diversity at the schools and the pictures on the brochures would match the personalities of those who attend. Instead, they painstake over details and include things like Legacy as criteria, which changes the playing field for attendants. Gladwell, in the book, suggests they give this additional test to get a truly gifted and well-rounded population.

Check out the article if you like, but if you don't want to, here's the brief info that I was going to pull off the book and send to you:

Mr. Florence has an IQ of 198, one of the highest recorded. Mr. Poole is in the average range. Here are their answers:
Florence:
(Brick). Building things, Throwing.
(Blanket.) Keeping warm, smothering fire, tying to trees and sleeping in (as a hammock), improvised stretcher.

Poole:
(Brick). To use in smash and grab raids. To help hold a house together. To use in a game of Russian roulette if you want to keep fit at the same time (bricks at ten paces, turn and throw- no evasive action allowed.) To hold the eiderdown on a bed tie a brick at each corner. As a breaker of empty Coca-Cola bottles.
(Blanket). To use on a bed. As a cover for illicit sex in the woods. As a tent. To make smoke signals with. As a sail for a boat, cart or sled. As a substitute for a towel. As a target for shooting practice for short sighted people. As a thing to catch people jumping out of burning skyscrapers.
Don't you feel smarter than a mega-genius?

Further, what do their answers say about them? Poole is funny. He's a quick thinker. He bounces from sex to violence to practicality, a complex thought process. What do your answers say about you? I'll share mine, which I think showed I am practical and a little more whimsical than I associate myself with:

Blanket:
Keep warm
Slide furniture on to move it
Hide presents under
Keep fur off the sofa
Build a fort for kids
Cover mirrors if sitting shivas (sp?)
Cover windows to sleep during the day
Insulate breakables for storage or moving
Cover tv to keep from scratching during move
Provide pet with comfort of your smell during absence
Provide puppies with warmth and softness

Brick:
Build a wall
Stabilize a short table leg
Build a fireplace
Break glass
Paperweight
Stacking contest
Weather device (if wet, raining, if frozen, snowing...)
Keep people from parking on the lawn by putting at grass edges
Enclose a flowerbed

Here are the answers of a few of my friends, with names removed.

Blanket:
cover to sleep
cover to protect plants from frost
sit on at a picnic or concert
keep winter born farm animals warm
wrap baby - swaddle style or papoose style
cover furniture where pets like to sit/sleep
Indian blankets hang like a tapestry
hang for window covering
stuffing for Santa Claus costume
wrap in a roll for neck wrest
wrap in a roll and set at bottom of door for drafts
use as upholstery/pillow covers
make a quick sack

Brick:
to make all types of buildings
make a brick oven for bread/pizza
fireplace
heat and use in winter to warm bed and boots
use as a lift for potted plants to drain
hold the door open
knock someone out
use for sidewalks
engrave for memorials, charity bricks, etc.
crush and use as filler for holes
build a fire pit ring
paper weight while working outside
use as a counter weight
break a window

***

Blanket:
to keep warm by wrapping yourself with it
to put out a fire
during a fire to stuff under the bedroom door
as a tourniquet
to set a place for a picnic
to cover yourself if indisposed
for comfort as a security blanket (Linus; Peanuts)
as a toga
to lure a cat to lay with you

Brick:
to build a house
as a heavy paper weight
as a weapon, (great blunt object)
to break into a house
to break into a car
to prop up a table
to hold open a door
to build a fireplace
to line up for an outdoor pathway (path stones)

***

Blanket:
warmth
carrying items
exercise to stretch
swaddling
putting out a fire
fanning a fire
smoke signals
as fuel for a fire
as a hammock
as a shelter
as camoflauge from the Dutch Oven Scoundrel (doesn't work)
as clothing
as art
as a cape, shawl
masturbatory aid in the closet
Michael Jackson's offspring
Brick:
weapon
weightlifting
cutting tool
stacking for wall
to write with on stone
a way to get attention by throwing
a road
a way to raise head when sleeping
a toy
a masturbatory tool (not recommended)
a weight
art
cage
kiln
fodder
cover
balance tool
leveler
ruler
pen holder
a song by Ben Folds Five

***

Blanket:
covering
send smoke signals
to carry things in
tie things off with

Brick:
building a house, walls, etc.
cooking
throwing
weapon
doorstop
way to stop vehicle from rolling

***

Blanket:
to keep warm
door/window covering
in a pinch: as a baby carrier
if cotton: cut up and used as a diaper
tied properly any piece of cloth can be used as a bag, I once used a blanket to carry a dead dog
as a drop cloth (to keep paint/dust off something)
as a temporary wall for privacy
left on a windshield overnight keeps frost off the glass

Brick:
as part of a structure (house, bookshelf, holding up an old carseat being used as a sofa)
as a weapon
as a bookend
to hold down an accelerator in a car (although I've only seen this on TV/Movies)
to prop a door/gate open

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Rude People

Rude people can just "jog on" for all I care. Why would someone take the time to go out of their way to be rude? I have better things to do. Apparently I don't have better things to do than complain about it though, so enough said on the matter.

Have a wonderful day filled with the happiness you deserve and all the manners the world can offer you!